...so some kid takes a dump on your floor, and its stinking up the place. Your surf bros are on their way over to your pad to catch a pre-shred video sesh, and it smells like the campground scene from Blazing Saddles. Good thing you got Ted Shred's brotally awesome Original Surf Wax Candles to cover up that bogus biscuit. By the time your bros arrive they'll be like all "Bro, did you just wax your stick?" and you'll tweak your brow with a concerned look and be all like "Bro..." and he'll be all like "What?" and you'll be all like "PADOW! Ted Shred's on fire!!! and he''ll be like "Oh bro you didn't" but in fact, yes, you did. So then he's like "Bro, you got me good. Let's go shred the gnar." Little does he know your about to tweak his melon again with the Ted Shred auto air freshener...
Aloha Mr. Shred
Tuesday, May 15, 2007
PADOW!!!
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You sir are insane, funny...but insane.
Why thank you costa rica. It's not every day that spam offers up that type of positive reinforcement to someone like me who seriously needs it. Oh, wait, that does happen everyday but oh well. I'd like to thank the academy, mom & dad, the producers...you guys have been great, my third grade teacher that I hated...
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We hold events throughout the year to bring together PKU families and the communities they live in.
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PADOW is a 501(c) 3, non- profit organization that helps educate, advote and support patients with PKU and their families in Wisconsin.Costa rica toursWe hold events throughout the year to bring together PKU families and the communities they live in.
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