...someone "dueced" next to the shower at the Washout over the weekend, about 20 yards from the port-o-loo. Let's band together and stop this before we're knee deep in...
Wednesday, May 30, 2007
the next movement...
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This is getting out of control because someone left the same signature outside my place next to my recycle bin, napkins included! And then I was helping a frind move and saw the same initals by his garage. This person is crying out for help, please if see him or her lend a hand of support or a cup or wetwipe!
Turd Furgison
Thanks for your concern Turd. Folly Beach Public Safety has been notified and is currently putting a lineup together as well as cross-referencing them with Taco Boy's meal tickets from the weekend.
The Mad Crapper strikes again! He was a scrouge to my college campus back in the day. Would run around and crap outside peoples dorm room doors. He was almost caught taking a crap in the sink of a local fast food joint. But he managed to elude authorities to this day. Alas, the Mad Crapper is back, be afraid, be very afraid.
Thanks for your feedback guys - with a hot BBQ season approaching things could get messy if something doesn't happen soon.
T. Furgison
PS - there is nothing wrong with profiling those sweaty individuals with a look of urgency on their face while holding either there stomach or backside - these people are armed and dangerous and when backed or squatted up against a wall will doing anything it takes to silence the demons.
Have you cross referenced the sample from the shop floor with that by the shower?
language please. the edited version...
phantom sh***er said...
you will never catch me you silly f*&^ers for im the phantom sh****r.. Warning to all I just had a bag of pig skins and a bowl of chili con corn!!!
Mad crapper and the phantom sh*tter? You mean we have 2 serial sh*tters working together. This takes me back to 1977 when we had a pair of serial sh*tters working together in southern cal. Took a whole team of profilers to track these guys down. Good luck Folly, yer gonna need it!
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