Oh no, that's not me. That's some weird kneeboarder-bodyboarder-surfer hybrid dude riding a plastic fantastic. I've been busting his balls to bend his knees more and I guess I should have been more specific...
Holy dog shit mustache-man? Dont start knockin my perfect sponger drop knee stance. I was trying the signature Jimmy Slade, two handed drag stall to four second look back barrel. Keep up the shit talk and I'll become everything you hate, popped collar and all.
Bitch!!!
P.S. Quit Idolizing me. I know you think I surf like Occy but I dont.
Although maybe if I surf long enough the ASP will just give me a world title like they did him and Sunny Garcia.
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And who is the anonymous stylemaster?? Or, is it our fearless blog leader?
Oh no, that's not me. That's some weird kneeboarder-bodyboarder-surfer hybrid dude riding a plastic fantastic. I've been busting his balls to bend his knees more and I guess I should have been more specific...
Holy dog shit mustache-man? Dont start knockin my perfect sponger drop knee stance. I was trying the signature Jimmy Slade, two handed drag stall to four second look back barrel. Keep up the shit talk and I'll become everything you hate, popped collar and all.
Bitch!!!
P.S. Quit Idolizing me. I know you think I surf like Occy but I dont.
Although maybe if I surf long enough the ASP will just give me a world title like they did him and Sunny Garcia.
Now go wank off you wanker.
This is what you get for going LEFT on all those RIGHTS in Dominical. And don't make me bring the mustache back.
FEAR the mustache...
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