Sunday, December 07, 2008

Jones'n for a good time...

As you may have known the ...Lost 5'5" x 191/4 Redux premiere was last Friday and had a pretty good turn out...
...and we gave some stuff away, but it wasn't all sunshine and lollipops...


...Lost knew things might get a little rowdy so they sent us one of their top security agents, Slurry Jones, to keep everything in order.





Here is old Slurry hard at work keeping an eye on some suspicious characters...


...but don't be fooled by his seemingly oblivious intoxication, as you can see, it was all a ploy to lure his enemies into a false sense of security. He could then regulate without opposition as he did with this alleged pop out enthusiast.




Thank you Slurry Jones for keeping us all safe. Without your coherent supervision the evening surely would have been disasterous.


12 comments:

Anonymous said...
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Drew said...

Anonymous had the right idea above but like the man I have to censor it. He said "f@&k pop outs."

I.R. said...

Good show. That guy in the yellow and white hat in the first pic is a total queef.

djjahd said...

that was a good post... good sunday laugh when there are no waves... keep it up drew.... hope you peeps had a good time...

Anonymous said...

Who the hell is that guy, the new Randall?

Anonymous said...

maybe we could get slurry on the
howard stern show.

future wack pack member ?

Anonymous said...

I was there.....Slurry was a very scary individual. He was eyeballing women and little kids in a way that pretty much screamed "lock me up before I commit a crime".

Drew said...

No, that was all part of Slurry's ploy to remain undetected. Everything from handing out dollars to young children through harrassing teenage girls was all to protect the movie audience from the real criminals.

Anonymous said...

Mission accomplished then Drew.

He did it !!

Drew said...

Actually, you are right Old Kook. More then a few times times I thought some one was going to punch this guy in the face.

Asian Persuasion said...

Slurry Jones got a little close at the movie friday night! He was definitely Creepy McCreepy! Good thing the Mckevlin's crew was there to protect me:)

Anonymous said...

This just in....

Slater wins Pipeline masters '08, but more importantly signs Slurry Jones as his new manager, to help lead him to his 10th title.

Stay tuned.