Sunday, December 14, 2008

Guess who's back...




Yesterday was the highly anticipated Folly Beach Christmas parade and plenty of people showed up for a good time...


...but as with every gathering of people having a good time, some one has to keep an eye on things. Fortunately, the local law enforcement was present and hard at work maintaining order. This leaves just one question, if the police are looking after our safety who is looking after their safety?



There is only one tough enough for the job. Effortlessly blending in with the crowd, it takes a keen eye to spot our hero Slurry Jones. Like a modern manifestation of the elusive Waldo, Slurry J. blends in with the crowd keeping a low profile, but on high alert for trouble.

15 comments:

Old Kook said...

It's too bad we'll be losing Slurry. If you haven't already heard, he has graciously accepted Kelly Slater's invitation to be his new business manager and agent.

Kelly had this to say "I'm obviously stoked to have won Pipeline, for 6 out of 11 event titles this year and of course my ninth world title. However, never in my dreams did I think I'd be able to get the legendary Slurry Jones to manage the twilight of my career. With Slurry on board, I fully intend to commit one more year to the ASP and go for title number ten. It's absolutely obtainable with Slurry at my side"

In repsonse to Kelly's words of admiration, Slurry had this to say, "eh...yeah...is the Dollar open yet?"

Stay tuned for the 2009 Kelly/Slurry campaign.

Anonymous said...

more slurry drew , keep us abreast

Anonymous said...

slurry is the new randall.

Drew said...

I'll try, but I recently found out he is going to be heading sl9er's security team.

djjahd said...

This guy is slowley but shurely becomeing a hero to all of us... you folly peeps have to worry no longer... at least until he leaves on tour with slater... then who is up to bat?

Anonymous said...

this is so funny!

Old Kook said...

UPDATE: Per confidential sources,

An unforseen situation has come up with Slurry Jones and his finalizing the deal to become Kelly's Manager/Agent/Security Chief. Upon applying for a passport, which will be needed during the various travelling necessary for Kelly, a few red flags have popped up.

Apparently Homeland Security has some intel that points to Slurry's Black Ops past. While Homeland Security can not access the files, they are concerned with a hazy amount of information concerning Slurry and his movements around the globe. Apparently, Slurry Jones, may not even be his real name. Possible aliases have included: Ethan Hunt, Klaus Fuchs, Marlon Brando, Nathan Hale, Richard Sorge, Prince, Hobie Alter and Rabbit Bartholemew.

Until Homeland Security can sort out the details and determine which Federal Agency Slurry is truly affiliated with, his passport has been put on hold.

Regarding this current situation, Kelly was quoted with this to say.

"While this certainly is a setback to my plans for ASP domination in 2009 and a blow to my personal safety, I have the best people in the industry working on sorting out the details. Al Merrick has assured me that the boys at Burton are on top of it and are sharing their intel with Homeland Security".

Chuck Norris was quoted as well. "Until Slurry's fine name is cleared, I will temporarily handle all security for Mr. Slater".

Whoopi Goldberg also added, "Slurry rocked my world long before Ted Danson".

And lastly, ASP pro women's surfer Megan Abubo was quoted as saying" MMMMM Slurry....yummy."

Slurry himself had no comment at this time. Primarily because we coulnd't wake him up from under that stool at Snapper Jacks.

Stay tuned.

Anonymous said...

Damn your creative for an old kook.

Lost Boy said...

The grammer police are back Herr Anonymous...It is "you're" not "your." Got ya. Old Kook would be proud.

Old Kook said...

Thanks Lost Boy. However, if you look at the bottom of my last post, you'll note I F'd up spelling couldn't. Apparently typing too fast and not prrof reading is a bad thing.

But, in Anonymous' defense, you misspelled grammar.

So, as of this moment, I relinquish my pompous arrogant grammar and spelling posturing. Besides, the dumbing down of America is a good thing....look at what it's done for those running for political office.

Old Kook said...

See...prrof reading as opposed to proof reading...

Lost Boy said...

damn that grammer / grammar word!!!

djjahd said...

i think that will be the second time Lost Boy screwed up the word grammar, but i am also no genious at spelling myself... F'ing grammar police always lurking in the shadows.

Lost Boy said...

Grammar Police here again HA HA. Upper case on those "I"s my friend. Surfs up dudes.

Jimmy Slade said...

Slurry for Mayor !!!