


...but wait, I've seen something like this before.
I guess imitation is the highest form of flattery.
To be fair there are subtle differences. The Speed Dialers have a smaller forward fin and a larger more upright rear which moves your board's pivot point a little further back (which comes in handy if you have a wide fish that catches the rail on turns). The Controllers are much lighter. Either way, both sets take the speed of a wide based keel fin and add a little more hold by moving the back of the keel towards the center of the board, perfect for your Round Nose Fish or any other wide tailed fish quad.
Dimensions: 9'4" x 23" x 3 3/8"
$800.00
6-8 foot sand tubing with Mick, Parko, Taj and Adriano. Winner decided tonight!
Why is he looking so intently at that Surfers Journal ?
Because, to him... it looks like this.
That guy in the hat's mustache is real.
Board Dimensions: 9'4" x 22 3/4" x 3 1/8"
$1,015.00 but if you ask real nice we might could give it to you for a cool grand.
...this guy is so metal, just like surfing used to be. I'm talking the good ol' F.A.B. video Aloha from Hell days. He's got his brown bagged 40 oz., black leather trench coat, walking the wrong way down a one way street with his headphones on probably listening to the new Lamb of God album (which, is awesome), while the rest of the sheep are being brainwashed into going straight down the line on an under-performance surfboard. Retro would be way better if this guy was in charge. You could still have your tight pants, but hitting the lip would be in style too. If given the ultimatum, I'd shop at Hot Topic before Urban Outfitters anyday.
They call it the Twin Fin Pig Fish. Pig Fish because it's a fat fish, twin fin because...well if you don't know...
Check out those channels.
A perfect example of a waist high wave killer.
Board Dimensions: 5'6" x 19 3/4" x 2 7/16" $530.00
FCS FK-2 Fins: $67.95
The Tinkler Tail.
Rarely do you see sneaker technology applied to surfboards, but I guess if they are both coming from sweat shops in Asia it's not too much of a leap.
The Tinkler Tail (according to Bob Tinkler himself) "is basically a false bottom. The deck is part of the board and when you apply pressure during your turn, the tail will move from a straight rocker into various curves. It actually makes turning easier, and with the springs in there you can actually change them out to ‘load up’ the tail in order to get more thrust out of your turn."
O.K. Bob sounds like that makes a little sense, but why pop-outs?
"The original design was always centered on mass production and it continues to be that way. With the flexible tail, you can now make those stiff epoxy boards flexible and easier to use. It improves what a molded board was lacking."
Seems to me that it would be easier to just avoid "those stiff epoxy molded boards." Oh well, we'll see how hard this gimmick sticks.