Friday, April 25, 2008

Evan Tanner is ...LOST...

...from head to toe, including surfboards. New ...Lost team rider E.T. will be phoning home from Myrtle Beach this weekend, as he competes in the ESA Regionals and tries to fit in a few rounds of putt-putt between heats, just like the pros...

...standing a mighty 4'7" and weighing in at a staggering 80 lbs, you can only imagine how big those shortboards are: 5'2 Speed Demon 2 and a 5'4" Speed Demon 3 step-up, both with Future Fins and X-Trak traction made in the USA...

...and why not continue the patriotism with the new American flag ...Lost laminate and red,white and blue King Mac blank stringer. Unlike being a New York Knicks fan, you can root for America and not have to worry about being dissapointed year after year because of another losing season. Just ask G.W. Bush, we are the best at everything and we never lose...

3 comments:

djjahd said...

ian .... you should let us know more about upcoming contests... so we can come out and support our locals.... well maybe everybody else already knows, but i need to be informed. im not very ... uhhhh....ummmm.... cant think of the right word....

Old Kook said...

djjahd...

Here, this will take you to all the info, so you're in the know.

So that you're not....uhh....mmm....uuuuhhhhh....

uninformed.

http://ssc.surfesa.org/

djjahd said...

thanks kooky.... i used to be a part of esa when i was a kid, but it was for skateboarding so i didnt think to look there... thanks again