...are you threatening me?
Has anyone been to or have any info on Nicaragua? I'm heading down next Monday and wanted to see if anyone has some nuggets of info. Thanks.
Tuesday, March 25, 2008
Nicaragua? Agua! AGUA FOR MY BUNGHOLE!!!
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Been there on a medical mission trip...bring plenty of sunscreen and watch the local water; one word: schistosomiasis. Oh yeah, it has ticks everywhere in the jungle; which is THICK! They are attracted to the gas CO2...so don't breath out too much!
Put your hair up in a pony tail and go roust up town after dark. Good times.
www.globalsurfers.com
If the condom breaks pour tiqeula on your balls. It helps with AIDS.
So it's not just an old wives tale, eh?
be sure to wear your hipster Che t-shirt
I dated a girl once from Nicaragua. On our third date she aske if she could make a confession, I certainly obliged. She admitted that she once did time in prison, hesitantly asked why. She explained that she had been caught smuggling drugs into the U.S.,...on her person...in other words, in either her ass or her honey pot. My first question was, "So how much did you hide." She said, "$10,000USD worth, do you think any less of me?" I said, "as long as it wasn't weed!"
I hear the surf is alright too.
You gotta admire honesty...
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