Thursday, January 08, 2009

the poo stance...


...the Cardiff Kook has the total "poo stance" going on, like he's going to take a dump going down the line. Somebody(s) hooked him up with some toilet paper as a gesture of goodwill.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Oh the joy of Cardiff - the kook, 10 year old Alex knost that make you want to slap a bitch, and SUP's that do figure eights in the line up never to be seen again.

Anonymous said...

Oh to the shrine that is poop stance Ian.

You made it.

One day I will make that pilgramage.

Havericks02 said...

The latest intel report from Folly's own "FBI", Agent Slurry Jones, indicates a trend of continued desecration for the Kardiff Kook (AKA SUP Mecca).
Expect to see more "homage" paid to the shrine, as it is honored with sacred offerings, much like a buddhist shrine. Only in this case, maybe someone should literally "dump a load" of manure on the Kook and then put a paddle in it's hand, in honor of all the SUP wankers ruining the lineup out yonder on the left coast...
Nice TP work! Bravo!

Old Kook said...

As Slurry's official spokesperson, Slurry had this to say:

"Where the hell is Cardiff?". He further went on to say, "I have never used toilet paper in any way shape or form, so this is not my handiwork" Slurry then proved his point by showing the press corp his very fecal matter encrusted fingernails.

Authorities have dismissed any wrongdoing of Slurry in the Cardiff Kook TP episode.