Sunday, January 18, 2009

Everything for Everyone

The Stealth

The Stealth is a new model for Lost in the '09. I say new, but it can more accurately be described as a modification to one of last years models, the Rocket. Lost explains the Stealth as "A high performance, secret weapon hybrid." The nose was extended and rocker added to give the board more of a shortboard outline and feel. The tail "features a more radical 'fang' to add range and bite for more control in tight turns." Coming standard with five fin boxes, (or ten plugs) Lost describes it as the "convertible quiver killer" that can be "everything for everyone." You also can ride them in contests without fear of judge discrimination, which was a concern with the Rocket due to its fuller nose and comparable shorter length. The Stealth should be ridden 4" longer then the Rocket, or 2" shorter then a high performance shortboard.

Who would have thought judge discrimination could be so inspiring?

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

This board doesn't solve my problems, as I only surf Christian Surfer's contests: Only GOD can judge me, and he thinks I deserve low 3's.

It's like Pac said...
"Mista, Po-lice, please try to see that it's a million motherfudgers stressin just like me
Only God can judge me"

Happy MLK day!

djjahd said...

five fin boxes still doesn't fix the no swell problem. I think that the idea of the board kicks ass.

Drew said...

Like many of todays problems, our current flat spell is obviously a result of our economy.

Ian... said...

Totally. GOD can see through the Stealth. Totally worthless for Christian Surfing events. I totally MiLKed MLK Day for some 4-6 footers. It was weird because their was no stand-up clowns out, but a bunch of spongers instead. They must have gotten hold of that Benjamin Button movie over the weekend.

Anonymous said...

Lets see the Grocket...

HAvericks02 said...

Clearly, as Mr. G states so eloquently..."Like many of todays problems, our current flat spell is obviously a result of our economy".

Thus, we on the right coast should be moved to teh head of the "bailout" line and receive "reparations" during this bailout, for suffering for so long living on the east coast, especially on Folly.

The Folly Wave Bailout Package. Sponsored by Donald Rumsfeld, Dick Cheney and all the oil companies, whose profiteering clearly caused disruptions to any and all east coast swells...

Blah, brah, brah....humor is what's needed for waveless folly winters.