Tuesday, June 17, 2008

IR's Rhinoplasty...

...thanks to low tide and crappy sandbars, I get to fix a lot of broken noses. So unless you want your board to look like Owen Wilson...

...bring it into McKevlin's and have it fixed by a professional.

19 comments:

Jimmy "cutter" Slade said...

Thats so wrong. Poor guy was so bummed about his busted nose he tried to kill himself. Now your rubbing it in. Nice one Ian.

grumpy local said...

and whats with the crap piping in through my speakers everytime I look at this blog...make it stop, or I'll quit clicking.

Ian... said...

Such a whining baby...

Anonymous said...

bingo!

Pull on my goober please. said...

I agree, I dont give two shits about hearing some guy blare on and on about adjusting the volume or whatever. I thought music would be a good call on your blog but have been thoroughly dissapointed as of late. Fix it or die.

Old Kook said...

Ah....but have you seen the women this depressed, suicidal, broken beak bastard gets????

I'll break the nose of my board so you can fix it to look like him and then maybe I'll get lucky with some female dolphin while I'm in the lineup one early morning.

As for the "music"....I had a mute button and/or the ability to hit stop on the player...so not sure why anyone was that whiny about it.

Cant a guy get a little f-ing foghat every now and then? said...

yeah but instead of puttng some random bullshit, put some real music instead. Dork !!!

grumpy local said...

Exactly... I can turn down my speakers too and not hear it. I just wonder what some queer sounding dude talking about music has to do with surfing...Whining, are you kdding?

So is it gone? My speakers were off so I don't know.

Anon... go cry about the parking meters at the washout some more and sit on a rainbow..

anonymouse said...

grumpy threatened to stop clicking if the music doesn't go away. Well, that's the end of THIS blog. Whiny baby.

Chris said...

Oh Joy - 4 broken noses to repair with now surf and 90 degrees - enjoy the fiberglass - keep your eyes on the prize.

grumpy local said...

...and the music went away. I'm sure I'm not the only one who "whined like a baby" about the nonsense.

Good call Ian.

bob said...

do you guys know we have an historical presidential election coming up...global warming causing record heat, tornados, cyclones, etc, our f'ing economy still hasn't hit rock bottom (can't wait for that), children going hungry, and let's not forget old kook can't even get over the IOP connector to surf because of gas prices...so to read you guys bitching about a sound addition to a blog which you could easily avoid listening to lets me know why america is in the shape it is in today. with whiny ass ignorant good ole' white boys like you i am not surprised!

Anonymous said...

not sure what grumpy dickwad's talking about ,but he sounds sick.

Old Kook said...

Wow Bob.....thanks for depressing me even more.

Ian... said...

The music is coming back, and it will be much worse than before.

bob said...

can anyone say "tinnnnn roof...rusty" do it ian...DO IT!!!

sorry kook...look at the bright side...my pink tassle-handlebars having skateboard is still up for grabs

Anonymous said...

Bob, do you know tornadoes can't happen without extreme cold air mixing with the warm air. Can't blame tornadoes on global warming. Hungry children, where are their parents?

grumpy local said...

Actually, Bob, I think whats wrong with America today is d!ckhead dooshbags who have no sense of humor and get themselves into so much of a tizzy over something as silly as a comment on a surf blog, that was meant as a joke.

"so to read you guys bitching about a sound addition to a blog which you could easily avoid listening to lets me know why america is in the shape it is in today. with whiny ass ignorant good ole' white boys like you i am not surprised!"

Is your name really Bob or is that what you do on a penis?

For god's sake Ian, please put the voice back on the main page so these faggots will get over themselves.

Ian... said...

Grumpy, I agree with the latter.