MISSING
...last seen in Fort Lauderdale International Airport on 12/1/07 at 7:56 PM EST next to the Spirit Airlines ticket counter. All 4 surfboards were en route to Myrtle Beach, SC via San Jose, Costa Rica. The man below is believed to be in connection with the disappearance of the boards after being overheard repeating simplistic instructions over and over again like, "After dee plane ees emptied, not before but after, we shall begun boardeeng our paseengers for our Fort Laudeerdale flight."
If you have any information relating to the disappearance of theses surfboards or the whereabouts of this man, please call:1-888-DontRentFromAVANTIrentalcarbecausetheywillf-youintheend
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