Thursday, November 08, 2007

sleeping aloft a cloud of dog farts...



...don't know if anyone else is having this problem. My dog keeps eating these acorns which give him the most god-awful gas ever. After cropdusting me with air biscuits all night while I was on the couch, he brought it to the bedroom. It took me at least 2 hours to get to sleep because every few minutes he would squeak one out, each hitting a different octave and having a distinct odor. Most of them were "oaky" to the palate while others were quite "briary", every last one of them showed signs of "cork taint". He accidentally played Mozart's 5th, which is what finally put me to sleep.
5'8" Channel Islands Biscuit

13 comments:

Anonymous said...

Give Lefty a break, he's a good boy. Besides, the type of loyalty he has showed over the years, he should be able to launch some stank air from time to time.

I need your help. I want a shortboard that can float me. Wise cracks aside, I really need something that works in some head to a couple feet overhead surf.

That funboard didn't cut it this past weekend and I am not looking forward to taken it out this weekend.

-T

Anonymous said...

Next time just break open a bottle of red and make a night out of it

Anonymous said...

next time give him gasx

Anonymous said...

yay, anonymous is back!

Ian... said...

anonymous is up early today...

Anonymous said...

yeah ,I love that about him/her.

Anonymous said...

carpe diem!

Anonymous said...

Just how much is that biscuit in the window?

Anonymous said...

Base price with no color is 615

Ian... said...

The one with the poo brown smear?

Anonymous said...

Ummmmm....biscuit in the window...

As in "doggie in the window?" Dog farts?? get it???

Damn, it's quiet in here....are those crickets I hear????

Ian... said...

I think we all (well, most of us) got it.

"I do hope that biscuits for sale..."

Anonymous said...

Trust me, I knew you got it....it was that other anonymous dude....slower than me and that's sloooowwwww.