the first sign of spring...

...the first drunken flip-flop of the year is a better sign than relying on a groundhog to tell you when Spring is here.

"...oh, uh...this is awkward. Hey listen, I had a really good time last night uh... and I never thought I 'd meet a nice piece of orange paper like you in a town like this...er...I should get back to my other half though. I'll call you some time..."