...Sammy was a little beach mouse who would usually be chewing on paper and other beach trash everytime I went out to check the surf at the pier. Watching his simple life allowed me to lose myself in the moment and forget about life's trials and tribulations. Such a groovy little man, and he was way more mellow than those wretched Cardiff ground squirrels that actually attack people. I gonna miss you Sammy...
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he lived and died a free man...the ultimate goal....one love sammy
so sad. some people don't notice the small seemingly unimportant things that come unto our lives. too busy, too tied, too unattached. this says a lot about you ian. sorry you lost your buddy.
Yes, Ian is a sthenthitive guy.
Just so you know Ian, I lured that little sumb!tch out the bushes with some peanut butter and cheese.... then stomped him with my steel toe boots.
GL
Hey GL
Someday some one is going to lure you out of your bushes with peanut butter and cheese and stomp you with their steek toed boot.
that will put a smile on my face.
RIP Sammy...
Til next time gl
what's a steek toed boot?
hey anon, don't take everything said here on Ians blog as the truth... or even reality. Sheesh, I'm really sorry about the rat, I mean poor Sammy.... if that helps you smile.
Have a beautiful day, full of joy and goodwill... love,
GL
...and I didn't really kill him either.
I've been attacked by those sick Cardiff ground squirrels. They got no soul like you have portrayed Sammy to have.
My best Sammy memory is that time Grumpy grabbed Sammy and tried to wrap him in electrical tape and, well, you know the rest. We couldn't get that smell off him for weeks.
I heard Sammy's demise was the result of an errant shot from a rabid Folly Raccoon drive-by. The E.2nd St set was out looking for a member of the W Hudson set that had dissed a female raccoon from E. 2nd. Sadly the shot missed and hit Sammy....it's sad. When oh when will Folly Public Safety address this growing problem with our rabid raccoon gangs???
(I have a picture of the suspect, but apparently the HTML won't jive with this blog, just know he's wearing a black mask and has sharp little teeth....be on the lookout)
....as a side note, I'm pretty sure the roof of my house is a safe haven for beach mice, though. As I am certain I have some of Samnmy's relatives currently residing there.
That wasn't me with the tape. Everyone knows the duct tape keeps them from squirmin.....I like the squirmin... squirmin vermin...
Hey, is that a fly in the DOA picture of poor Sammy...
it seems as if you took those groovy little flip flops(you know the ones you posted about) with you on your trip.... the first pic looks a little foggy. See your friend was just ....
good deduction...but it was actually taken with my camera phone that has resin smeared over part of the lens.
This is the gayest thing I have ever read. Good work Ian.
Yea, it really reminds me of myself. Drew
Hey yall better watch out or the other anonymous is gonna get mad again and threaten yall with a steek toe boot stomping too. Sammy really was Ian's lil buddy and it is a very sad thing to lose a lil buddy. Don't make fun of it.
Thanks in advance.
Anonymous said...
This is the gayest thing I have ever read. Good work Ian.
April 14, 2008
Well then someone needs to take a trip to the library or bookstore and get to reading, 'cause if this is the gayest thing you've ever read, then it's a sad illiterate life.
Maybe you could enlighten us all on gay literature old kook.
dude.... how did my name get wrapped up in the gay thing.... im not into duct tapped beach mice... or literature in general....
Do I need to put a sarcasm warning before every post?
You could put the sarcasm warning up, but I doubt it would make a difference to those that can't differentiate between sarcasm and serious.
Long live anonymous!
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