It's soooo fuckin' flat!!! Well, at least it's also fuckin' cold so we won't feel so bad about it. I think my friend is going to hunt wolverines in Alaska with a 12 gauge...gosh.
Dont worry because it wont be long before the beach is bumrushed.... yup i said bumrushed.... with an awesome assortment of tourist with styro coolers and blow up killah' whales. Enjoy your down time while you have it. This summer's new hot beach trend is paddle board rentals at the washout... i called it, and the new core trend is to have a latino, asian, and black friends that surf, hate white people, and drive jacked up trucks to the spot while listening to "children". This whole flat spell isn't gonna sit well with me.
I think you can pick up a Latino surf buddy at the day labor spot located up on Ashley Phosphate Rd. at the corner Hess gas station. Heck, for a couple of extra bucks you can get a pickup truck full of 'em. I'll be your Mex surf buddy! We've already found out about Folly Beach. We will be taking that area over soon. I'll be smiling at the Washout while I swim in front of you with my 15 bambinos.
Anonymous, can I live next door and smoke weed with you while my friend steals your flat screen? Flat spells bring out the liberals. Plez, let there be waves.
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It's soooo fuckin' flat!!! Well, at least it's also fuckin' cold so we won't feel so bad about it. I think my friend is going to hunt wolverines in Alaska with a 12 gauge...gosh.
Dont worry because it wont be long before the beach is bumrushed.... yup i said bumrushed.... with an awesome assortment of tourist with styro coolers and blow up killah' whales. Enjoy your down time while you have it. This summer's new hot beach trend is paddle board rentals at the washout... i called it, and the new core trend is to have a latino, asian, and black friends that surf, hate white people, and drive jacked up trucks to the spot while listening to "children". This whole flat spell isn't gonna sit well with me.
I think you can pick up a Latino surf buddy at the day labor spot located up on Ashley Phosphate Rd. at the corner Hess gas station. Heck, for a couple of extra bucks you can get a pickup truck full of 'em. I'll be your Mex surf buddy! We've already found out about Folly Beach. We will be taking that area over soon. I'll be smiling at the Washout while I swim in front of you with my 15 bambinos.
flat spells bring out the racists.
Anonymous, can I live next door and smoke weed with you while my friend steals your flat screen? Flat spells bring out the liberals. Plez, let there be waves.
Hey Johnny Lib, could you please get your boy Al Gore to send some of that "sky is falling" global warming this way?
um...no. you can't. dumbass and racist.
was the weed part of that comment geared toward mexicans? I thought everybody smoked weed...
Not everyone smokes weed bro.
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