son of no-popout bandit...

...the legacy must continue beyond our years. For it will be 2012 when this young bandito enters the wild surf on his own strength and will to battle the Stand Up Paddler's Rainbow Coalition of Cardiff Reef, now numbering in the 10's of thousands. Single-handedly, with the last custom shaped surfboard on Earth (a Bonzer 5-fin shaped by OMalcolm Won Campbobie with hotrod pinlines by Peter St Pierre and a wetsand gloss by JP and bamboo fins by Marlon and installed by Skinny Dave and the order taken by Sally, sorry if I left anyone out... oh, and Moonkitty approved) he will proceed to slice each paddle in half with mighty roundhouses and foam climbs until the SUPRC's are forced to lay down on their boards and paddle with two arms, thus weakening their "cores" and making them spend more time in the gym doing sit ups, freeing the lineup for all of humanity to paddle laying down. Until that day, stay strong my peoples... and congratulations Mr. and Mrs. No-Popout on your beautiful new baby.