Thursday, February 07, 2008

for those who only surf the washout...

...these guys just got down from Ohio for spring break and found out they couldn't surf the pier...
...guess where they're going? Besides child star rehab. Yeah that's right, the Wash. I never get sick of saying "Yeah, the Washout. Its 2 miles down this road and you'll see parking on the right. Its the best place to surf on the beach and thats where the real surfers go." Have fun!

22 comments:

Anonymous said...

I don't know, but I have been told...those long lefts, without rocks, at the pier never get old...

Anonymous said...

So if I surf at the pier, but not at the Washout b/c of the crowd some days does that mean on those days despite 10 years of surfing, I am not a real surfer?????

Anonymous said...

actually the pier gets worse crowded than the washout. Aty least people have some skill and a little respect at the washout... some real donkies surf the pier when it's good.

Anonymous said...

and they're not from Ohio either

Anonymous said...

What? All these comment about surfing the pier and no one mentioned that scary picture of those three homos? Also, the reason you are not a real surfer is because you have only been surfing for 10 years - learn how to do a bottom turn, gremmie.

Anonymous said...

We are saving Trestles....what are kooks doing?

California

Anonymous said...

Anonymous...the only reason no one has mentioned the homos is b/c we all thought you were one of them!?

I.R. said...

Oh, they're from Ohio, but that's another post. The Washout is 75% kooks, 20% d*ckheads with bad etiquette and drinking problems and 5% fish.

And for you California: 2,941,454 residents in San Diego and 3,002,048 in Orange County (approx. 6 million and 50% surf = 3 million) only 2,500 people showed up to save Trestles which is 1.2% of the surfing population. Pretty pathetic.

I.R. said...

I think its 1.2%. Not real good at math.

And they're definitely from Ohio.

Anonymous said...

Has anyone heard what "Governor Terminator" had to say about the outcome. He was against the surfing community in this one. He was caught stating that position while he filled up his 5-miles-per-gallon H1 Hummer to drive around Muscle Beach calling everyone "Girlie Man."

Anonymous said...

We still WON - good luck saving the Pier.....hahahahahhahahahh - whats going to be your campaign - save the pier because we're queer - ahahahhahahahahahha

Anonymous said...

how can being from ohio be worse than being from new jersey?

I.R. said...

Cincinnati, Cleveland, Drew Carey, people from Ohio... I could go on and on.

Anonymous said...

Did you yourself really "save" Trestles? I seriously doubt it with such an arrogant demeanor. I'd be willing to bet your that guy in the water disrespecting the man, woman, or grom next to you by back paddling them and styling it out on the inside with your 6'6" k model while attempting the oh so popular open face 360.

That shit is tight dude.

Thanks for coming out.

Anonymous said...

You are right - there is a big difference between Jersey and Ohio. Last time I checked there wasn't any surf in Ohio. Slow down Jimmy Slade, my k model that I purchased is paying for your hair club for men subscription. I'd like to see you do a 360 on a 6'6" - Don't be haten...

Anonymous said...

i've heard a LOT of jokes about people from jersey.

I.R. said...

Don't leave us hanging. Let's hear 'em. Jaegerbombs!

Anonymous said...

how bout this one-newark. lol.
actually I don't mind foreigners,be they from ohio or NJ. Same difference ,more or less.

Anonymous said...

Ah Newark, aka "Brick City", one of the hardest places in the country. Southern white folk wouldn't last too long round dem parts.

Anonymous said...

Who is the old guy at the pier that's always got his panties in a wad?-seriosly

Anonymous said...

points and laffs...repeatedly.

Anonymous said...

Long before your parents made the drunken mistake of not wearing a condom, I was spinning open faced 360's at Sunset.

Keep talking smack about my receeding hairline and I'll throw as much tail at your girlfriends house as I do at your beloved Trestles.

Gotta go kook, Gisele's calling.