...does anyone go to work anymore?


With a flat rocker and meaty tail this board will work in mushy high tide Folly slop; but, with the curvy outline and pulled in nose can still handle aggressive turns and vertical snaps.
Dims: 5'10" x 20" x 2 1/2" single to double concave $580.00
Specifically designed for 1' slop it seems like this is a perfect board for our beloved home break of Folly Beach.
What makes this board a better groveler then the Rocket? First is the width increase in the nose and tailblock. That means a straighter outline with longer rails which translates to increased drive. Thickness was also increased in the nose with a beak and the tail without changing the overall thickness on the rails. It still has a deep single concave through the mid-section but pulls into a deep "V" behind the back foot to help tighten up the turning radius.After a 13 hour stay on the Interstate huddling together for warmth and a 5 mile hike for food I was happy to get back to the hotel which we did around 5:00 am. We got stuck again trying to get into the parking lot and the hotel had no power, but the snowboarding was good.
Any fan of the Evil Dead will enjoy this, the greatest music video of all time. Listen to before/while skating roundwall for a truly profound experience, avoid before surfing because you'll just spazz out.
Matt Biolos personally called us to make sure we would have it so you better come get it. Check out the trailer here.
Can you believe someone would park like this blocking the entire parking lot. The car has been in that spot since I got to work and I can only imagine it was left here last night. I wonder where a person like this could come from. Maybe if I get a little closer...
Man, that liscence plate looks like many I've seen before; but where could it be from?
Ahhh, "The Birthplace of Aviation." I know where this guy came from and it is all starting to make sense. He thought he could hide his state of origin with a dealer tag frame. Maybe he could have if only he didn't draw attention to his car by parking like a jerk. It only takes a few bad eggs to ruin it for the rest of them.
I however am not so lucky. It seems that the wave gods have gotten a hold of my work schedule and made sure my day off will be met with the minimal swell for the week. Bastards.
Having a suit with a bit of age to it adds numerous advantages. Having been broken in properly, the suit holds it's shape with a rigidity that can best be described as cardboard. That means no pesky fold seams and unparalleled support for those older joints.
The suit also features a delightfully bright rainbow colored zipper string to accent the same colors found in the "Rip Curl" logo on the chest
I know at this point you may be wondering how you could come into possession of such an inestimable piece of merchandise. Well, I have some good news. Being the avid blogger that grumpy is, he is offering the suit at a ridiculously low blog only price of $999.95 for the next week. After that he will put it on craigslist for $1500.