Way Easier then Glassing

 Linseed oil is just about as expensive as resin, but smells much better. Kind of like tea.

 All you have to do is brush it on...

...then let it dry.

Drawbacks

• It takes almost two days to dry. Especially this time of year.
• It only works on wooden planks made out of Paulownia

Simpler Times

The only bake sales I have ever seen have been from NORML at Cof C and were disappointing. Back in '82 however, they were rad. Check out the caliber of customer. They look loaded (with money).

Wetsuit Sale

Come to the shop and get your legs chopped off... with savings!

 No, it doesn't really make sense. 

You're Not the Only One Who Hates Cold Water

These fish hate cold water too.

In fact, they hate it so much they all left.



All along the beach, tens of thousands of dead Menhaden washed up last night.

I'd rather get picked apart by seagulls and pigeons too.

Coming soon... horrible smells.

Speaking of horrible smells, the poll results are in and you're all sick (me too). Only 7% of people don't pee in their wetsuit. 69% pee in their suit all day long while 17% only pee as a last resort and a disturbing 5% pee in their suit to kick it on people. Stay away from the latter.

Look Close

New Years Day was warm and as a result, foggy on the beach...



...but if you took the time to squint your eyes long enough you could almost see the waves. They weren't great, but they were much better then they had been the days before. The water is still freezing. I hope you had a chance to make it out.