Normally I would bust Jimmy Slade's balls for riding a pop-out, but in this case I would need a 30-lb sledge to crack those giant brass balls like the Liberty Bell. Jimmy said he was taking off at 2nd bar and spraying people sitting on 1st bar R. Kelly style on the way to the grinding inside. Straight peeing on people. Real talk!!
Scenario: 5'6" twin fin vs South Carolina rogue
Photo: by James Beightol (pronounced like rectal, just saying)
Surfer: Luke Hamilton
10 comments:
Shred the gnar! Was this photo taken late Thursday? And what part of Folly? Very Nice!
James took that photo a little after lunch.
Im not big on hyping up individual spots but I can and will say that it WAS taken in South Carolina.
Gracias Grrrr!
I'm voting this shot to be Photo of the Decade for South Carolina.
Damn. Didn't know our brown water could get that big.
How's that track down the face? Critical. Jimmy, you need to send this pic to that kid in Thailand that made your board!!
He'd be so stoked once he knew what those things were made for. haha
Ha! I wouldnt know where to send it. The kid who built my board lives in a bamboo hut on the Mekong River, one of two principle rivers in Thailand. I guess I could send it to the factory where he works but he may get caned (whipped) for taking time away from popping out boards to admire my R. Kelly-ish spray. Its a sad story really. I'll buy a Merrick next time. At least then I can sleep easy knowing Rob Machado will have enough money to make more lackluster films about digging wells in remote indonesian village's.
haha...Well said, well said!
Hey Lost Boy, Call down to the shop please I have been trying to call you but there is no answer machine
Thanks for the phone call, dude...maybe I'll just get a new full suit?? L.B.
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