Thursday, August 14, 2008

scrub it kook...

...for the 2nd time ever, I got punched by (and dragged across) Folly Reef. For my sacrificial skin left on the reef, I received two of the best backside barrels I've gotten in a long time. For your own safety, stay away from the jetties...and my left armpit, because it won't be getting deodorant for awhile and this week is gonna be a scorcher.

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

Dude you know you where rollerbladin' in your south beach fishnet tank and went down! It's all good-

Anonymous said...

Guess who's back.

Jimmy Slade said...

You f*cking hippies stink all the time anyways. Quit claiming head dips anal drip.

hairy hippie vagina said...

do you shave your armpits you faggot?

Jimmy Slade said...

Whoa, easy on the derogatory queer comments. Just because he gives a reach around every now and then doesnt make him a you know what....does it?

Ian... said...

I figured I'd give losers like "hairy hippie vagina" and "gimme slade" with all this free time a chance to jack off on their keyboards. Look at your pathetic lives slandering people anonymously. Nobodies.

Besides that, we're going to have an explosive next few months here on the blog so everyone stay tuned, even if you just sit back anonymously with one hand on the keyboard...

ST said...

Dude, check the crazy wrinkles on your neck! I'd be more concerned about those than a little wuss rash.

And don't ever claim a barrel unless you come out of it.

djjahd said...

i guess you can claim you have a turkey neck.... rub some cayenne pepper on it...

Ian... said...

I got some giblets for you to savor. And I always make it out. Shoot the tube.

djjahd said...

we should have "gnarliest scar contest" placement, length, depth, width, long term effect...

Old Kook said...

......sitting here just shaking my head to it all.