Monday, February 19, 2007

35 of you are going out to war, but only 25 of you are coming back alive...

...if you ladies leave McKevlin's Surf Shop, if you survive surf training, you will be a weapon. You will be a minister of death praying for surf. But until that day you are pukes. You are the lowest form of surfboards on Earth. You are not even real, dang surfboards. You are nothing but unorganized plastic pieces of rental turds. Because I am hard you will not like me. But the more you hate me the more you will learn. I am hard but I am fair. There is no racial bigotry here. I do not look down on Bics, BZs, INTs or HyFlyers. Here you are all equally worthless. And my orders are to weed out all non-surfers who do not pack the gear to serve in my beloved Rental Army. Do you maggots understand that?

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